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All I've really ever wanted was adventure. 我命中注定就是要干大事
That's what got me into the armoured car business. 所以才会加入运钞这行
Between the guns and the cash and the constant threat of violence, 充斥着大量枪枝、金钱和暴力威胁
it seemed like a total dream. 简直是梦幻工作
But that's all it was - just a dream. 但想的总是卡水
'Cause in reality, my day-to-day was as boring 现实中，我的日常差事无聊到爆
as any garbage man, pizza guy or paperboy. 跟垃圾工、披萨员或报童没两样
Pick it up, drop it off, repeat. 拿钱，装箱，重复
Pick it up, drop it off, repeat. 日复一日
Pick it up, drop it off, repeat. 无限跳针
I used to fantasise about getting robbed in the line of duty 我曾幻想执勤途中被劫
just to prove to myself that I would man up, given the chance. 好证明自己是正港大尾蛟龙
But I was denied even that simple pleasure. 但如此微小心愿，转角遇不到
I blame popular culture. 这些怪流行文化
See, I grew up watching spy movies. 我看凌凌漆电影长大
They made it seem so fun, 电影拍得太出神入话惹
judo-chopping the bad guys and saving the girl. 屌打坏人，英雄救美
I wanted that life, but it didn't quite pan out that way. 我憧憬那种人生，但总遇到衰小事
So I settled. 于是我接受现实
That's about the worst thing you can do, if I'm honest. 老实说，人生最悲哀莫过如此
I mean, until you take a chance in life, 因为除非找到机会大干一票
you really never find out who you are. 否则永远不会发现真正的自己
My name is David Ghantt. 我的名字叫干大尾
In 1997, I was a quiet middle-aged man knocking on 40. 1997年我是步入40岁的中年男子
But then, then the wind blew in Miss Kelly Campbell. 就在这时，康凯莉小姐炫风登场
After four decades of waiting, 等待了40年
my adventure finally came knocking. 我的冒险终于来敲门了
What do you say you and me rob Loomis Fargo? 你是说我们一起抢劫卢米斯法戈吗？
What? Come on! 什么？来吧！
That guy just did it a month ago. 那家伙就在一个月前
The bank guard? Jacksonville? 银行护卫？在杰克逊维尔？
- Phillip Johnson. - Yeah, Phillip Johnson. - 菲利普约翰逊 - 是的，菲利普约翰逊
Behind this wall, there is a million dollars. 在墙后面，有一百万美元。
Give me one reason why we shouldn't. 给我个说不的理由
Well, for one thing, we could get fired. 嗯，首先，我们会被解雇。
Right? 是吗？
- Whoo! - Hot dog! 赞啦
Not bad. 真不赖
You know what I'd do with $1 million? 知道我有100万美金会做什么？
Buy a crapload of CDs. Music is very important in my life. 买一拖拉库的唱片 音乐在我人生中不可或缺
What would you do with $1 million? 你有100万美金会做什么？
Probably start my own business, you know? 拿来创业
Maybe go after some felons or convicts, you know? 也许去追捕恶人或罪犯
Be a bounty hunter or skip tracer or something like that. 当个赏金猎人或搞间讨债公司
You know, put a cap in there. 换成真人就不同了
- Oh! Oh! David! - Oh, that burns! 糟了，大尾 火烧小鸟啦！
- Oh, my gosh! Let me see! - Ow, Kelly! - 欧麦尬，快让我瞧瞧！ - 好痛，凯莉
- Let me see! Let me see! - Ow! Get it out! - OK. - Oh, God, Kelly! 挖出来，天啊，凯莉
- You're good. You're alright. - OK. 你很好，没事，小意思
You're OK. But, man, you nearly shot yourself a new butthole. 但你差点射爆自己的菊花
Yeah, went straight down the crack. 子弹刚好穿过你的股沟
It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them. 像是在我的蜜桃臀上刷卡
- Yeah, doesn't hurt that bad. - No, I think you're OK. 其实不怎么痛 对，你人没怎样
I mean, you got a nice big hole in your shorts. 短裤倒是破了个大洞
Yeah. 好家在
You go home and you fill your tub full of whole milk. 你回家后把浴缸装满全脂鲜乳
- What's...what's that? - Fill your tub with whole milk. 你讲啥？ 你把浴缸装满全脂鲜乳
- Whole milk? - Yeah. 全脂鲜乳？ - 对
'Cause the fats, it's the fats that moisturise the skin. 因为脂肪能滋润菊皮
I got ranch dressing. I could put a little ranch in. 我有田园沙拉酱，也能放进一点
Oh! I'll get it. 我瞧瞧
Well, if it isn't the future Mrs David Ghantt calling her honey. 一定是未来的干大尾太太
Oh, no, no. That's Jandice. I'm late. 在叩叩未婚夫 糟了，是珍蒂丝，我迟到了
- I forgot, gosh! - What? Where you going? 天呀！我竟然忘了 什么？你要去哪里？
Engagement photos. 拍婚纱照
- Oh. That's nice. - Yeah, so... Yeah! 好甜蜜 是啊
I'm gonna walk backwards - 我要倒退噜
I don't want you looking at my derriere. 免得你看到我的屁屁
Maybe I can stare at your crack one day and we can get even. 也许改天换我看你的股沟 我们就扯平了
Hey, Dave! 嗨，大尾
（真实事件改编）
Have another drink. 再来一杯
Jandice, I'm sorry I'm late. 珍蒂丝，抱歉迟到了
That's OK. I'm glad you got here when you did. 没关系，很高兴你来得正是时候
- I've been crying for hours. - Have you? 我哭了好几小时 是吗？
Had to put my make-up on three separate times 'cause of the tears. 我飙泪到要重新化妆3次
Well, third time's a charm. You look...you look fantastic. 3次嘟嘟好，你看起来正翻了
Let's take some pictures. 来拍照吧
♪ Who can say where the road goes
♪ Where the day flows
♪ Only time
♪ And who can say if your love grows
♪ As your heart chose
♪ Only time... ♪
Good lord, Jandice! 臭死了，珍蒂丝
I've been saving that for you. 我留着给你打气
You farted right into my butthole. 你的屁直冲我的屁眼
It's like a fart transplant. 像是屁的转移
So how'd y'all meet? 你们是怎么认识的？
I'm a sucker for courtship stories. 我超爱听求爱罗曼史
Well, if you must know, a couple years back 既然你诚心发问
I was at a Youth Praise concert at church, 几年前我在教堂的青年礼赞演唱会
and I saw the most handsome man that I had ever seen in the world. 我看到前所未见天下第一大帅哥
He was looking right at me. 他死盯着我看
We went on a date, and then we fell 我们去拍拖
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love. 然后我们感到... 非常非常非常深深相爱
And then he died. Snakebite. 然后他就死掉了 被蛇咬死
At his funeral, I was very, very distraught. 在他的葬礼，我心肝乱糟糟
I couldn't keep myself together. 我无法振作起来
And I saw this...other man, 这是看到另一名男子
a distant cousin of the deceased. 死者的远房表弟
He was a pallbearer and he was kinda struggling 他担任抬棺者
to hold up his end of the casket. 死命稳住他那侧的棺材
I had a hard time lifting it up. 我拼命的抬高高
In any case, we got to talking afterwards. 反正后来我们交谈，我心想
And I thought, "Well, that one's dead. "This one's alive. 那家伙挂了，这小子活跳跳
"I'll take the live one." 怎样都选新鲜的
Now here we are, two years later. 现在一起走过2年了
That's, uh, quite a story. 真是可割可弃的故事
Yeah, we're happy as all get out. 对，我们是神仙眷侣
- I couldn't be happier. - Me either. 我每天快乐似神仙 我也是
Then one day, things took a turn. 然后有一天情况有了转折
I guess I...I sensed it coming. 我大概早有预感
But restless souls like Kelly 像凯莉那种不安骚动的灵魂
usually don't stick around at a place like Loomis. 待不住卢米斯这种公司
Here's a little snackaroo. 帮你准备了小点心
Taco salad with extra ranch. 脆饼沙拉佐爆量田园酱
- David, thank you. - Eat up. 大尾，谢谢 大快朵颐吧
I'm not really that hungry. Not now. I'm sorry. 我不太饿，现在吃不下，抱歉
What's going on now? Come on, you're just moping around. 怎么了？你没精打采的
Well...Rodney and I broke up. 我和罗尼切了
- No kidding! - Yep. Last night. 真的假的 真的，昨晚
Hey, hey, hey. What's going on in here? You all are way behind schedule, so, Ghantt, 是在冲啥？你们的进度大落后
I need you to get your bearded lady-face out there right now. 干大尾，你这大胡子娘炮快出来
Wait, whoa, whoa! What'd you say to him? 等等，你说他什么？
You can't talk to David Ghantt like that. 你不能对干大尾那样说话
He's the only one around here with half a brain. 他是这里唯一脑不残的人
He's smarter than you'll ever be. 他的聪明才智你望尘莫及
- We're gonna be outside, boss. - No, no, no. 好，我们要出去了，老板 不能算了
What the hell is your problem today, Kelly? 凯莉，你今天哪根筋不对？
Maybe I'm feeling a little emotional. 也许我大姨妈来了
Maybe I'm having a bad day, huh? Does that fit in your schedule? 也许我被人倒会 可以备注在你的时程表吗？
You know, what I care about is getting that truck out there, 我只关心把运钞车开往南边
southbound, A-S-A-effing-P. 他妈的愈快愈好
And if I don't? 要是我不配合？
You're fired. 你被开除了
OK, then, fine. - Fire me, Ashley. Fire me. - OK. 那好，开除我，炒我鱿鱼
- Kelly, I don't know... - No, you know what? 凯莉，这样不好吧
I have been fixing to quit this job for a long time. 不，我早巴不得想辞掉这份工作
And besides, if I get fired, I get unemployment. 况且被开除还能领失业金
- That's a good point. - Then guess what. 有道理耶
- You're not fired. - OK! 想的美，我不开除你了
What if I sexually harass one of your employees, huh? 好，要是我性骚扰你的员工？
Then you'll get in trouble if you don't fire me. 这样还不开除我换你倒大楣
Just walk up to somebody and go like that. 要是我公然猥亵？
What if I just do this kind of thing? 老天，妈呀
Oh, my gosh, this is so illegal. 欧麦尬，这超犯法
You're gonna get fired for not firing me 你没开除我就换你卷铺盖走人
because I'm doing something so sexual and inappropriate... 因为我是妖艳贱货败坏职场伦理
- Don't. - ..for the workplace. 别闹了
- Look at that! Kelly! - What if I did this? 看好戏了 要是我这样做？
Sexual, sexual dancing! 凯莉 跳淫秽舞蹈？
OK, you're fired now. 好，你真的被开除了
Leave the uniform! 制服留下
Kelly, hold on a second. 凯莉，等一下
I'll clean that up. Just... 稍后我会清理
Hey, uh... Hey, Kelly? 等等，凯莉
Can I get your phone number, you know, just to have it? 我能要你的电话吗？留着备用
Um... Oh, yeah. Sure. 好啊，没问题
I don't have a pen on me. 我身上没有笔
No, you don't have no pen. 对，你没有笔
You got barely anything on your upper half. You got a bra. 你上半身光溜溜的，只剩胸罩
They look good. 很养眼，胸罩看起来很棒
I mean, the bra looks nice and what it encases. Um... 下面的咪咪也海海的
I got a pencil right here. 我这里有铅笔
Great. 太好了
- You can just do it on my arm. - With pencil? 你能写在我的手臂上 用铅笔？
Yeah. 对
Ooh, man, you really gotta press into the skin to make this show up. 要用力刻入皮肤才能显示出来
Mm-hm. 嗯
- Yeah. - Here you go. 是啊 好了
- There's 10 numbers there. - Oh, yeah. 只有10个数字
The 1-4-3 at the end, 是啊，最后是143
that's sort of my thing I just always do. 我一向很爱那套
It's code for "I love you" - you know, 'I' is one letter, 是"我爱你"的代码
'love' is four letters, 'you', three letters. "I love you"有1、4、3个字母
I've just always done it. I don't know. That's my thing. 我一向这样解码，那是我的菜
That's pretty bad-ass. That's cool. 不是盖的，酷喔
Well, see ya. 那掰了
OK. 好
Kelly always made me feel special. 凯莉总让我觉得自己很特别
- Like I could do anything. - Idiot! You know, be anyone. 好像自己无所不能，无人能敌
Watching her leave Loomis was like 看着她离开卢米斯仿佛是...
watching a space shuttle shed its rocket boosters. 看着太空梭脱离火箭推进器
The shuttle goes up to new and exciting places. 太空梭冲上令人兴奋的外太空
Rocket boosters just burn into the atmosphere 火箭推进器只是...
or sink into the ocean. 在大气层里烧毁或沉入海洋
No-one gives a crap about rocket boosters. 没人会在乎火箭推进器
Now, without my positive influence, 少了我的正向思考能量
Kelly fell in with a bad crowd. 凯莉结交了一帮狐群狗党
In the weeks after she quit, 她离职后的几周
she was spending all of her time on the rough side of town 都在偏僻的郊区鬼混
in a double-wide high-rise belonging to this man, 这间双拼高脚屋的主人是
Steven Eugene Chambers. 史提夫尤金钱伯斯
I think he was Kelly's neighbour 他应该是凯莉高中时的邻居或朋友
or a friend from high school - might have been both. 也许两者皆是
Calling Steve a snake in the grass 称他是阴险的草蛇
is an insult to snakes and to grass. 还侮辱了草跟蛇
He was a petty thief mostly known for 他是穷酸的小偷
stealing tiny wheelchairs from paediatric hospitals. 专偷小儿科医院的小轮椅
As for Kelly, she'd all but forgotten about her days at Loomis Fargo, 至于凯莉 她几乎忘了在卢米斯的日子
till the company made the news. 直到公司登上新闻
Police are reporting that Phillip Johnson, 警方揭发菲利普强森
a Loomis Fargo security guard 卢米斯法戈的警卫
accused of stealing $20 million, has been arrested. 被控窃取2000万美金现已落网
The 5-month manhunt began in March 从3月展开长达5个月的追缉
when Johnson allegedly robbed a Loomis depository in Jacksonville, Florida, 强森据称抢劫... 佛州杰克逊维尔的卢米斯金库
before fleeing to Mexico. 之后逃往墨西哥
The robbery was the largest in US history. 这是美国史上最大宗的抢案
Next, your weather forecast. 接着是理查福克斯的气象预报
Guess we gotta rob a bank if we want to get on The Big Show. 我们想要有一番作为就要抢银行
Yeah, I guess so. 大概吧
Kelly works over at Loomis. 凯莉在卢米斯工作
Worked. Quit three weeks ago. 过去式了，3周前离职
She's over at Hardee's now. 现在她在速食店
Speaking of work, I gotta be there in an hour. 谈到工作，我再1小时要上工
So, with that, I'll leave you lovely people. 所以先闪人了各位小可爱
See you, girl. 掰了，俏妞
Hey, Kelly, seriously, what are we talking about? 凯莉，说真的，咱们来聊一下保全
- Security-wise. - Steve, sober up. For real. 史提夫，醒醒面对现实吧
I'm buzzed. I'm not drunk. 我是在嗨，不是喝茫
Come on. How hard can it be? 拜托，哪会多难？
You load up a truck and you drive away. 把钱装车，然后开走
I've heard you talk about it. Phillip Johnson did it, right? 我听你说过 菲利普强森就成功了吧？
Except the getting caught part. 先别管被抓那段
I've known you since we were kids. 我们是青梅竹马
I can tell when you're not happy. 我看得出你快不快乐
You wanna spend the rest of your life working the Hardee's drive-through, 你想一辈子在得来速工作
or do you want to be on the other side of that drive-through 还是想在得来速的另一侧
pulling up in a pink Rolls-Royce 停下粉红色的劳斯莱斯
buying a year's worth of curly fries? 一次包下整年份的薯圈？
What I'm saying is it's gotta be an inside job. 我是说这一定要有内应
Well, that's the thing, Steve. I'm not inside Loomis anymore. 那就是重点 我不再是卢米斯的内线了
But you must have made contacts. 但一定有谁能帮忙
You flirt with every pair of pants within five yards. 你能跟周遭的每个男人打情骂俏
No, I don't! 才怪
I'm just saying you're a people person. 我只是说你很有人缘
- That's what you're saying? - People like you. 你是那个意思吗？
You got that quality. 你人见人爱，魅力独具
I mean, there's a guy at work that likes me, I guess. 是有个男同事应该喜欢我
I don't flirt with him, but my friend David. 但我没跟他打情骂俏 就是我朋友大尾
Oh. Alright, alright. That sounds promising. 不错，听起来大有可为
And just how friendly were you and Big Dave? 你跟大尾有多熟？
OK, he's practically married and he's a good guy. 好，他算是结婚了，是个好人
Yeah. We're all good guys. 我们都是好人
I just want to know can we trust this guy David 我只想知道我们能不能信任大尾
enough just to have a conversation? 起码能够找他谈谈
I mean, how's he feel about you? Does he like you? 他对你感觉怎样？他喜欢你吗？
Or does he "like you", like you? 或他超级哈你？
The Congressional Budget Office... 国会预算办公室
- Is that your fiancée? - No. 是你的未婚妻？ 不是
No. 才不是
You smiling like hell, man. 你笑得好欠揍
Oh! He's here, he's here. Right there. 他来了，在那里
He's got roses. He's got flowers. 他带了玫瑰，他带花
- He's perfect. - OK, shh. Turn around. 他是最佳人选 转过去
I got you these at the store. 我在商店买了花送你
Thank you. You're sweet. They're really lovely. 谢谢，你真贴心，好漂亮
Well, now they have something in common with their new owner. 现在花跟新主人有共同点了
Oh... Ow! 好痛
There's a thorn on there. 有刺
The guy at the store said they were de-thorned. 店里的人说刺都取掉了
A couple of big ones. 还有几根很大的刺
- You look amazing, Kelly. - Oh. Thanks. 凯莉，你看起来美极了 谢谢
- Hair looks good. - My friend Ricki cuts my hair. - 发型很美 - 我的朋友里基帮我弄的
Just cut my bangs last week. 上周刚弄过我的刘海
Yeah, Ricki banged me out last time. 是的，里基上次把我撞飞了
Oh. 噢
Every... 每次...
You have a... 你胸口...
- Sprung a leak in your tit. - Oh, my gosh. 喷出汁了
Thank you. That thorn really got me. 欧麦尬，谢谢，那根刺弄伤我了
Put some pressure on it. 要压住
Yeah. 是啊
Why isn't it milk? 阿怎么不是喷奶？
I think you have to have a baby to have milk. 要生宝宝才会有奶
I'm sorry. Gosh, I'm just nervous. 抱歉，老天，我太紧张了
I'm a bigger gentleman than that. 我平常比较绅士
Um, David, I wanted to explain to you why I called you. 大尾，我要解释为何我打给你
OK. 好
There's a gentleman in the booth behind me... 我座位后面有一名男子
Oh, no, don't look. Don't look. 不，别看
This gentleman is a friend of mine 这名男子是我朋友
and he has an idea he'd like to share with you. 他有个点子想与你分享
Can he hear me right now? 他现在能听到我吗？
I hear you. I hear everything, David. 我能听到你，我都听到了，大尾
OK. What should I call you, sir? 好，先生，我该怎么称呼你？
Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. 不必 你不需要见到我或知道我的名字
You can refer to me as Geppetto. 你能称呼我"木匠"
- Geppetto? - Yeah, Geppetto. "木匠"？
As in Pinocchio. As in I pull the strings. 对，小木偶里的木匠 就像我会拉木偶的线
I think he means Stromboli. 他是指木偶师
- What'd you call me? - Nothing. 你叫我什么？
I just think you mean Stromboli. 没事，你应该是指木偶师
Geppetto was just a wood carver. 木匠只是刻木头
Stromboli was the puppeteer. 木偶师才会操纵木偶
Go ahead, though. 但继续说吧
So Miss Campbell tells me 康凯莉小姐告诉我
y'all worked together over at Loomis. 你们曾在卢米斯一起工作
Said you were one of their best employees, a straight arrow. 说你是最佳员工之一
Clean as a nun's undies. 正直的比老处女的内衣还清白
Well, I don't know about all that, but... 那我倒不确定
She said you're so trustworthy you're one of 事实上她说你很可靠
the only non-managers to have a key to the vault. 你是唯一非管理层有金库钥匙的人
I think that's an incredible honour. 我认为这是至高无上的荣誉
I also think it's an incredible opportunity. 我也认为这是千载难逢的机会
Do you see where I'm going with this? 猜得到我接着要讲什么？
Y'all aren't asking me to go in there and take... 你要我进入金库拿走...
David, I saw you walk in here. 大尾，我看你漂撇走进来
You're a good-looking dude. 你是个颜值逆天的美男
OK, there's no getting around that. 这不是说场面话
You carry your weight in your chest and your ass and it just... 你胸膛壮硕，顶着翘臀
You have a powerful build, and I think you deserve more. 你的骨骼精奇，我想你值得更多
What y'all don't realise is... 你们不了解...
Thing is you can't pull a job off like that on your own. 美中不足的是你无法单枪匹马 成功干下这一票
You need confederates, people with a vested interest 你需要同伴
in protecting that loot 同伴们会帮你保护那笔赃款
while you're laying low down in Mejico. 你则会躲藏在墨西哥
Loomis Fargo may look like a big warehouse, 卢米斯可能看起来像个大仓库
but the money inside belongs to the banks. 但里面的钱是银行的
If you take it, technically speaking, you're robbing a bank. 拿走的话，严格说来就是抢银行
And that's a federal offence. 那是联邦罪
84 months minimum. 最少被关84个月
No, shh. David, just listen. 不，大尾，耐心听完
We're just... just talking, you know. 我们只是聊聊
Just think about it. 考虑一下
I love it, Mother. 妈，我尬意
I feel like a giant porcelain doll. 我感觉好像大型瓷娃娃
Mine's a little tight, 我的有点紧
especially around the cumberbrumber... the cucumberbun. 尤其是腰部，这个腰带
I know it's too tight. 我就料到会太紧
I was hoping it would motivate you to lose a couple pounds. 我倒希望会鼓励你减肥
Well, I stopped eating them Goo Goo Clusters like you asked. 我听你的话戒掉巧克力饼了
- Hello? - David? 喂？ - 大尾？
Hello? Hey. 喂？嗨，我是
Yeah. It's a work thing. 是公事
Kelly, what are you doing calling me here? It's not a good time. 凯莉，你怎么打来这？时机不对
Oh, OK. I was just feeling kinda lonely. 好，我只是孤单寂寞觉得冷
- You're lonely? - Yeah, I mean... 你寂寞？ 对，我是说...
I don't know, I guess I just miss you a little bit. 说不上来，我大概有点想你
I hope that's OK to say. I mean, I know you're engaged. 希望这样说没关系 我知道你是准人夫了
No, no, no, don't censor yourself, please. 不，请不要自责
Well, this is gonna be... this is gonna be amazing, baby. 这样会...这样会很棒，宝贝
I just don't know if I have the nerve, you know, to take all the money 我不确定有胆量拿走所有钱
and go down to Mexico and then be on the run from the law 然后去墨西哥当法外之徒
and who knows what else will come up out of this. 天晓得还会引来什么麻烦
The truth is I'm a little disappointed that you don't trust me. 实际上我有点失望你不信任我
No, Kelly, I trust you. I just don't trust Geppetto. 不，凯莉，我信任你 我只是不信任木匠
Well, what if, um... what if I went with you? 要是...要是我陪你去？
Kelly, that would be the greatest thing 凯莉，那会是我最梦寐以求的事
that ever happened to me, if a man's being honest. 我的肺腑之言
I could do that eventually. I mean, not right at first. 我能晚点过去，但一开始不行
Oh, not at first. No, the timing would be bad. The timing would be bad on that. 一开始不好，那种时机不恰当
You know, think about it. 想像一下
Two lovers on the lam in Mexico. 亡命爱侣远走墨西哥
Bonnie and Clyde. You know, we could pop on over to Brazil. 鸳鸯大盗，我们还能溜到巴西
Have you ever... ever been to Rio? 你去过里约吗？
I've never even been to the airport but about twice in my life. 我这辈子连机场都没去过两次
Oh, it's a real magical place. 那是个神奇的地方
Yeah, all those planes landing and taking off and such. 是啊！飞机降落起飞有够酷
- No, Rio. - Oh, Rio. Yeah, yeah. 不，我是说里约 里约啊，没错
You know, they say the beaches there, they're like... like powdered sugar. 听说那里的沙滩白抛抛幼咪咪
You and I can spend all our money 咱们俩能豪掷千金在...
on fancy luxury hotels and buy expensive negligees 顶级豪华酒店 买贵松松的睡袍
and just rub each other all day with coconut...juices. 整天黏在一起吸椰奶
Put rose petals all over the bed. 床上洒满玫瑰花瓣
You know, just sit around and eat jam. 整天坐舔甜美果酱
Hello? 喂？
David, are you there? Hello, David? 大尾，你在吗？喂，大尾？
Kelly, I'm in. Let's do it. 凯莉，我参一咖，豁出去了
Let's rob Loomis Fargo. 来抢卢米斯法戈吧
It's gonna be amazing. 一定会很棒的
OK, well, I gotta run. 好，我要挂电话了
I gotta go wash my pantyhose with my mouth. 我要去用嘴巴清裤袜了
Do what? 虾毁？
'Bye, David. 掰，大尾
There he is. The man of your dreams. 他来了，你的大尾鲈男
He'll live here with us forever. 他会永远跟我们住在这里
It's like you're marrying both of us, David. 大尾，娶我好比吃亲子井
Me AND Mama. 嫩蛋和老母鸡
David, have you given much thought to what you'll be doing for your honeymoon? 大尾，你想过要怎样度蜜月吗？
Yeah, I got a few plans. Yeah, I do. 有，我有几个计划，真的
I'll tell you what he won't be doing if he doesn't lose some weight. 如果他不减肥，就休想尝嫩蛋了
That's a good Goo Goo Cluster. 巧克力饼真好吃
（FBI技术手册）
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ I'm a lean machine
♪ I'm ready and mean
♪ I'm always on the run
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone... ♪
Where's the money? Who else is involved? 钱在哪里？还有谁卷入？
We know you have the money! 我们了你拿了钱，快招
Come on! 加油
Oh. Oh. 噢
Close. Close. Come on, pick up the pace! 接近了，快点，加快脚步
In Mexico, you may have to live off the land for a little bit. 你可能要在墨西哥过活一阵子
- Yeah. - I got you a tarantula. 好 我买给你一只毒蜘蛛
- Whoa! - He's dead. - Don't worry. - He's dead? 死了，安啦，死了 - 死了？
Maybe you should try him. Get your immune system built up. 也许你至少该试着吃蜘蛛 加强你的免疫系统
That's not bad. That's not as bad as I thought it'd be. 还不赖，比我想像的好吃
What the hell you doing in my house?! 你闯入我家干嘛？
- Sorry! Sorry! - Who do you think you are?! - 拍谢，拍谢 - 你算哪根葱？
My apologies, sir! 拍谢，先生
Kelly! 凯莉
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Aah! ♪
Are you sure McKinney's OK with me jacking with his identification? 迈金尼会同意我们盗用他身分吗？
Yes, yes, McKinney doesn't value government documents the way you and me do. 确定 迈金尼才不鸟这些政府文件
It's... There's Ghantt. Ghantt, man! 干大尾来了
- Have a good weekend. - Hey, look, you too, man. 周末愉快 你也是
Tell your kids I said hello. 代我向你的小孩问好
Yeah, OK. You too. 好，你也保重
Come on, David, you got this. 加油，大尾，你行的
It's go time. 好戏登场
David, are you there? 大尾，你在吗？
Kelly, guess what I'm doing right now. 凯莉，猜我正在干嘛？
- What? What are you doing? - I'm robbing a Loomis Fargo! 什么？你在干嘛？ 我在抢卢米斯法戈
I knew you could do it. I'm so proud of you. 大尾，我没看错你，我以你为傲
It's just paper. It's a lot of paper, but it's just paper. 对，很容易，只是纸 许多纸，但只是纸
Yeah, paper that's gonna change our life. 对，那些纸会改变我们的人生
"Our life." I like that. 我们的人生，偶喜翻
Two lives, one heart, like conjoined twins, right? 两条命一颗心，我们就像连体婴
Hey, enough with the love-fest. 情话绵绵够了
I need you to come back from Planet Cornball and focus on the robbery. 你们要停止神游，专心抢劫
Geppetto, this happens to be a private conversation, OK? 木匠，别打扰私人对话
No! This is NOT a private conversation. 这不是来电50，这是抢劫
It's a robbery. Now, I bought these walkie-talkies... 这是我买的对讲机...
Ghantt, you got a bogie flying in. 干大尾，有人进去了
Repeat, you've got company. 重复，有人来凑热闹
David, it's Ty, it's Ty. He's coming's back! 大尾，是泰，他回来了
Ghantt, do you copy? You've got... 干大尾，有听到吗？你有...
Hey. Who's that? 嘿 谁在哪？
What the hell is going on here? 这里怎么回事？
I'm gonna tell Chad on your ass. I caught you red-handed. 我要向查德告状，当场逮到你
Ty, listen here. This ain't what you think, buddy. 泰，听着，你误会了
Screw Ty. Just don't cut Ty in. 少来，你有够没意思
You said there wasn't no overtime this weekend. 你明明说这周末没加班
No, you're...you're right. There's no overtime. 不，你说的对，没加班
It's just... I'm just picking up an extra shift. 我只是多轮一班
- The next one is mine. - The next one's yours, yeah. 下次换我 下次换你，没问题
Sneaky ass. 心机鬼
Say hi to your kids, alright? 向你的小孩问好
I repeat, Ghantt, do you need backup? 重复，干大尾，需要后援吗？
What is your situation in there? Do you need... 里面是什么情况？你需要...
Yeah, I... I... That's my fault, Geppetto. 好，我... 是我的错，木匠
I turned it off by accident, OK? 我不小心关掉了
David, stay calm. You got this. 大尾，保持冷静，你行的
- Yeah, OK, yeah. - Just listen to me. 好，是啊 听好了
♪ No, no, no, no
Kelly, I could listen to that all day. 凯莉，我能听你唱整天
But let me get my robbery going, OK? 但让我搞定抢劫，好吗？
♪ Ooh, oooh... ♪
Ghantt, it's been two hours. 干大尾，过2小时了
What is taking you so long?! Over. 你在拖什么搞那么久？快回答
OK, I think that's everything but the cameras. 应该拿完了，还有摄影机
You fucking maggot pig! 你们这些烂玩意
Whoo! 可恶
No! No! 糟了 完蛋了
I'm locked in! 我被锁在里面
These birthing hips. 大屁屁卡住了
Aaaaaaaargh! （警鸣声）
- Nuggets! - Whoa! 我的蛋蛋！
Oh, God, my nuggets are bruising! 天啊，我的蛋蛋在燃烧
- What's he doing?! - Help! 他在冲三小？
Help! 救命
Don't let him see your face. 别让他看到你们的脸
Ghantt, you idiot! What are you doing?! 干大尾，你这白痴
- Unlock the door. - I'm stuck! 你在干嘛？开门 我卡住了
Check that door over there. 检查那里的门
You idiot, you drove it right into the ditch! 你这白痴，直接冲进水沟
- This door's locked too. - He said this one's locked too. 这扇门也锁住了 他说这扇门也锁住了
Sonofa... 王八蛋
Any of you yard apes try the back? 你们这些脑残试过后面的门吗？
- Did you try it? - No. 你有试过吗？ 没有
I'm sorry this isn't too comfortable for you. 抱歉，这样你会不太酥胡
No, it's OK. 不要紧
It should get you through the airport. It's about 20 grand. 应该过得了机场，约2万美金
I'm gonna start you off light and send you the rest. 先带一些钱，其它会再寄给你
Well, 20 grand's good where I come from. That's a year's salary. 2万美金不错了，是保全一年薪水
Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah. 对，可不是吗？
We did it. 我们成功了
Well, YOU did it. 是你成功了
Oh, here. Geppetto wanted me to give you this. 拿去，木匠要我给你这个
It's your fake ID. 你的假身分
So my name's Michael McKinney now? 所以现在我的名字是麦可迈金尼？
McKinney, yeah. He's actually a real person. He's friends with Geppetto. Oh, here. 迈金尼，是啊 其实有这个人，是木匠的朋友
He gave us his birth certificate to give to you too, so take that. 他的出生证明也一并给你 拿好
Oh, here, this is a disguise I made for you for leaving the country or whatever. 对了，这是让你逃亡用的变装道具
OK, you ready to go? 好，你准备走了？
Oh... Oh. 嗯……嗯
Gosh, yeah, I'm sorry about those contacts again. 天呀，歹势买错了隐形眼镜
I thought 'anaconda' was a brand name. 我以为"蟒蛇"是指品牌
No, I like it. This is a top-shelf disguise. 才不会，我喜欢这种高竿的变装
I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby. 我活像耶稣和喵星人的合体
- Yeah, you do, kinda. - Yeah. 没错，有点像 - 是啊
Which is a nice thought too, you know? 那也是很妙的奇想 - 没错
- It is. Well, he made cats, so... - He made cats. 祂创造了猫嘛 祂创造了猫
I don't know why you wouldn't have a half-Jesus/half-cat around. 不知为何世上没有半耶稣半猫的人
I guess this is hasta la muerte. 这感觉像生离死别
Remember to call that pay phone every Tuesday and Thursday. 记得每周二和四打那支公共电话
- Don't forget. - Yeah. 别忘了 好
Oh, no. Are they irritating your eyes? 糟了，你的眼睛发炎吗？
They're getting all cloudy. 看起来泪光闪闪
I think that has everything to do with my heart rather than my eyes, Kelly. 是我的心在滴泪而不是眼睛
OK. 好
Thanks. You're a good kisser. 谢了，你是打啵高手呢
- Am I? - Yeah, you actually are. 是吗？ 对，正港的
Well, there will be a lot more of that down in Mexico, OK? 在墨西哥会啵个你爽
1-4-3, Kelly Campbell. 143，康凯莉
1-4-3. 143
Your attention, please. 请注意
Smoking is not permitted in the airport 机场禁止吸烟
except in designated areas. 除了在指定区域。
Hold it right there, sir. Right there. 站住别动，先生，站住
OK, you're good to go, sir. 好，你能走了，先生
Have a good day. 今天愉快
$16.78. 16.78元
I thought I had it. I just... 我以为口袋有，等我一下
My bad. 拍谢
I have cats. 我有养猫
Well, folks, we've reached our cruising altitude, 各位旅客，现已到达巡航高度
so I've gone ahead and switched off the 'fasten seatbelt' sign. 安全指示灯已熄灭
Should be smooth sailing for quite some time. 将会平稳飞行一阵子
- Alright, what we got? - Company van's missing. 好，有什么线索？
Signs of a violent exit. 公司车不见了，有破坏逃亡的征象
Suspect took three surveillance tapes, left a fourth one behind. 嫌犯拿走三支监视录影带 留下第四支没拿
Could be toying with us. What do we know about this David Ghantt? 搞不好在耍我们 我们对这干大尾还知道什么情报？
- Does he have anybody? - Fiancée, Jandice Gartrell. 他有任何熟识吗？ 未婚妻，珍蒂丝嘉德
Well, let's go talk to this Miss Jandice. 那我们去找珍蒂丝小姐谈话
Let's rock'n'roll. 动起来了
Yeah. 是啊
A fortune is missing from a regional bank 地区银行钜款不翼而飞
and so is the guard assigned to protect it. 负责看守的警卫也凭空消失
Employees at the Loomis Fargo armoured car... 卢米斯的运钞车员工...
- What? - Daggum. 什么？ 要死啦
What? 多少？
- $17 million. - Are you sure? 1700万美元 你确定？
Police are calling it one of the largest cash heists ever 警方声称这是美国本土
on American soil. 最大宗的现金抢案之一
- $17 million! - $17 million! 1700万美元！
Authorities are now searching for this man, 当局正在追捕这名男子
Loomis guard David Scott Ghantt of Kings Mountain. 卢米斯的警卫 国王山的干大尾
He is 5 feet 8 inches tall, medium to stocky build, 约170公分高，中等矮胖身材
blue eyes, a beard, bangs and shoulder-length hair. 蓝眼，大胡子 有浏海，头发及肩
- ♪ Don't pull your love out... ♪ - Whoo!
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe
♪ I'll just lay me down
♪ Cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me drowning in my tears
♪ You say you're gonna leave... ♪
Get off my... Get off! 滚开，滚开
Get it off! 快放开
Eel attack! Oh! Eel attack! 海鳗攻击，海鳗攻击
♪ Anymore
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, baby
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe
♪ I'll just lay me down
♪ And cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me drowning... ♪
Whoo! 喔！
OK, you get the gist. 好，你明白重点了
Miss Jandice, I'm so sorry. 珍蒂丝小姐，很遗憾
I know it's gonna take you a little time to process through all of this, of course. 想必你需要些时间来消化这一切
I understand, but any details that you can give us 当然了，我了解 但你能透露我们任何细节
regarding your fiancé's whereabouts? Or his motives? 关于你未婚夫的下落或动机吗？
It appears he fled the state, ma'am. Possibly the country. 显然他飞离州内或可能出境了
I never liked David. 我从来就不喜欢大尾
So, um, where you staying? 你待在哪里？
I'm at the Pantano. 我在潘塔诺
It is a 5-star hotel with a minibar. 是有迷你吧台的五星饭店
It's got premium cable TV. I mean, the whole works. 有第四台，应有尽有
Ooh, fancy man. 哦，怪咖
It's something else. When are you getting down here? 这里别有风味，你哪时要来？
Soon. Yeah, real soon. 很快，非常快
I should be there pretty soon. 我应该很快会过去
Oh, good. Well, I miss you like crazy, I really, really do. 太棒了，我想死你了，真的
You know, Bonnie needs his Clyde. 鸳鸯大盗少了一咖
Oh. 哦
Well, I have to run and pick up some tissue for my grandma. 我要挂电话了 要帮我阿嬷买卫生纸
- 'Bye, David. - OK. 'Bye. - 掰，大尾 - 好，掰
What are you doing? 再做什么？
What? What are you talking about? 什么？你在说什么？
I'm talking about... 我在说...
（FBI通缉要犯，干大尾） （悬赏500万美金）
- What? You're turning him in?! - Yeah, I'm turning him in. 什么？你要告发他？ 对，我要告发他
'Cause if they don't find someone, 因为我们不找个替死鬼
they're gonna be looking for everyone, alright? 警方会揪出每个人
That's an extra three milsky for both of us. 这样我们还能多分个几百万
No, I am not letting you do this. 不行，我不准你这样做
- OK, David Ghantt is my friend. - He's my friend too, Kelly, OK? 干大尾是我朋友 他也是我朋友，凯莉
I've gotten to know David through this process also. 我也在干这票中认识大尾
You don't think this isn't hard for me? 你以为这对我很容易？
My heart is literally breaking right now. 不夸张，我正在心碎
Look, we can't do this, OK? This is wrong! 听着，不行，这样不对
No, I'll tell you what's wrong. 不，我告诉你什么才不对
David leaving the tape in the vault. 大尾没拿走金库的录影带就不对
That was wrong. He screwed up. 他搞砸了
What if he gets caught, huh? He's gonna say something. 要是他被逮？他一定会招供
He's gonna end up talking about you and me. 他最后一定会供出你和我
What's he gonna say? He's never seen my face. 他能说啥？他从没看过我的脸
He doesn't know my name. All he knows is Geppetto. 他不知道我的名字 他只知道木匠
Yeah, but... 可是...
He's not gonna say anything about you, Kelly. 他不会供出你的，凯莉
I mean, the guy's head over heels. 他被迷得神魂颠倒
And I know that makes you feel guilty, and I feel guilty too. 我了你会有罪恶感，我也是
David's drowning, and if we're not careful, 大尾快淹死了，如果我们不小心
he's gonna pull us under with him. 他会把我们拖下水
It's like the three of us were on a yacht, OK, 这好比我们三个人在同一艘船上
and he ignored the captain, got too close, fell in, 他不顾船长，铤而走险落海
and now he's drowning - he's waving to us. 现在他快淹死了，向我们挥手求救
And I'm trying to keep you from going in after him, 我正设法不让你被他拖下水
or it's three people drowning. 否则最后三人都会淹死
We gotta say goodbye and let him go under, 我们得道别，让他下沉
knowing that we're gonna circle back and get him. 内心坚信我们会回来救他
You know, like in 15 years, 可能15年后
whatever the federal mandatory sentencing guidelines are for bank robbery. 取决于联邦对抢银行的刑期标准
And by the way, we're talking about federal prison. 对了，我们讲的是联邦监狱
You gotta think of, like, a community college with, like, a big fence around it, 就想成是有高墙围绕的社区大学
and maybe some snipers. 顶多有一些狙击手
But they're playing softball, they're typing. 但他们会打垒球，打字
They're learning things. There's crafts, there's archery. 他们会学习事物 做工艺，射箭
I'm not kidding. That's what it's like. 没唬你，就那回事
And I wouldn't be surprised if David is giving us both like, 我不会惊讶大尾对我们俩说
"Thank God you guys did that. Attaboy." "感谢老天你们告发我，赞啦"
This is for the best of the team. Let me do this. 这样做对我们大家都好，听我的
Man! 讨厌
Buenas tardes. Soy Raydel Quintero, Interpol. 午安，我是国际刑警雷多金特罗
我想找一位...
（FBI通缉要犯，干大尾） 入住在这间饭店的美国佬
551号房
Gracias. Vamos. 谢谢，我们走
那白人不在这里
这浑球，快追
Give me a break! 你嘛帮帮忙
How you doing, George? The ice machine on five's not working. 你好，乔治，5楼的制冰机坏了
Pardon me? 什么？
The ice machine by my room, it ain't working. 我房间旁边的制冰机坏了
We'll have it fixed right away, Mr McKinney. 迈金尼先生，我们会立刻修理
OK, thank... 好，谢谢
他在这里
Gringo! 外国佬！
Hey! Wait right there! Wait, wait, wait! 站住，别动，站住
No, no, no, no, no, Michelle. We gotta stick to the plan, OK? 不行，蜜雪儿，我们要坚守计划
We cannot start attracting attention to ourselves. 我们不能开始吸引别人注意
Yeah, we made millions of dollars. 我们赚了几百万元
We got it, but we agreed to lay low. 我了，但我们同意要保持低调
Baby, I am not asking for a whole new wardrobe. 宝贝，我不是要买一整柜
- I just want a little blouse. - I know, but I gave my word. 我只要一件上衣
..and a little skirt to go with it. - 我了，但我言出必行 - 还有一件搭配的裙子
You know my word's my bond, Michelle. 我得说到做到，蜜雪儿
- Steve, Stevie, Stevie, Steve. - What? 史提夫...好嘛
been holding us down our whole lives, saying terrible things about us, 说我们无三小路用
that we're dumber than a suitcase full of buttholes. 说我们蠢进屁眼里
- Who said that? - That our car's broke down. 谁说的？ 说我们开破铜烂铁
That our kids are the ugliest kids in the park. 说我们的小孩丑到变公园传奇
Dang it, one blouse, but that's it! Alright? 要命，顶多一件上衣，好吗？
- That's it! One little thing. - That's all I want. - 就这样 - 我只要一件小东东，宝贝
Just one little thing, baby, to celebrate. 一件小东东来庆祝
And maybe just a little, you know, like, a little something for the boys. 或许也给孩子们买点小东东
No, no. Now, Michelle, please, don't push it. 不，蜜雪儿，拜托别硬拗
I'm not gonna do anything for the kids. 我才不会宠坏小孩
They gotta learn that presents 想想... 他们要学会...
just don't show up under a Christmas tree. 礼物不会突然从天上掉下来
I mean, I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn $17 million. 我倒想看这傻蛋俩去赚个1700万
Wouldn't even know where to begin. 卖肖想阿
♪ I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of livin'... ♪
♪ I just want to celebrate
- ♪ Another day of livin'... ♪ - You feel it?
♪ I put my faith in the people
♪ But the people let me down
♪ So I turn the other way and I carry on anyhow
♪ That's why I'm tellin' you I just want to celebrate... ♪
We'll take it. 我们买了
♪ Yeah
♪ I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of life
♪ Had my hand on a dollar bill
♪ And the dollar bill blew away
♪ But the sun is shining down on me
♪ And it's here to stay
♪ That's why I'm tellin' you I just want to celebrate
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ I just want to celebrate another day （欢迎来到海神之家）
♪ Oh, I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of livin'
♪ I just want to celebrate... ♪
- Yeah! - You did it! 耶！你们成功啦！
Yeah! We did it! 耶！我们成功啦！
♪ Don't let it all get you down No, no
♪ Don't let it turn you around and around and around
♪ And around and around... ♪
Take a look at that phone and tell me what you see. 瞧瞧那支公共电话 告诉我你看到什么
- A phone? - I know. 电话？
- But what's it not doing? - Ringing? 我了，但有什么不对劲？ 没响？
Which probably means that our amigo south of the border 那可能表示我们国境以南的好麻吉
is otherwise occupied by the Mexican Federales now. 搞不好被墨西哥联邦警察逮到了
- Do you think he's OK? - He's fine, he's fine. 你想他没事吧？ 他很好，他很好
He's gonna be in a Mexican prison. 他会待在墨西哥监狱
It's not some hellhole like everyone makes it sound. 没像大家说的那么糟
They're gonna be serving good food. 伙食很好，简单的风味菜
It'll be simple peasant food - tortillas, frijoles. 墨西哥薄饼，菜豆
We'd be lucky to get that food up here in el norte. 在我们北方能吃到算好运
It's authentic there. 那里的很道地
Dammit! 可恶
Oh, what do I do? What do I say? 我该做什么？说什么？ - 接起来
Pick it up, but if it's him, find out where he is. 等等，如果是他，打听他在哪里
OK, but this time get the room number. 但这次要问出房间号码
- Hello? - Hey, Kelly? 喂？ 嗨，凯莉？
Oh, David, you're OK. 大尾，你没事
I mean, you're... How are you? Are you OK? 你好吗？没事吧？
Well, good and not so good. I had the Mexican police after me. 好也不好，墨西哥警察在追我
- Oh, you're kidding. - Had to make myself a disguise. 真的假的？ 我得伪装自己
I look like Gene Shalit from 'The Today Show'. 我看起来像留落腮胡的舞棍阿杯
Location - find out where he is. You tell me how it's going down here. - 地点，打听他在哪里 - 你说说这里发生啥代志
So, um, where are you exactly? 你到底在哪里？
Cozumel. It's an island right off the coast a ways. 科兹美，离岸不远的小岛
Kelly, when are you coming down here anyway? 凯莉，你哪时会来？
I mean, I'm getting a little light in the wallet. I might need a re-up. 我皮夹快空了，需要金援
Well, if the Mexican police are after you, 如果墨西哥警察在追你
then I should probably be careful, you know? 那我应该要更小心
The airports are probably swamped with security and stuff. （史提夫尤金钱伯斯） 机场可能警备森严
Steven Eugene Chambers. 史提夫尤金钱伯斯
What? How...? How do you know his name? 什么？你怎么知道他的名字？
Steve Chambers. 史提夫钱伯斯
Um, listen, we're gonna just keep calling him Geppetto, though, OK? 听着，我们继续称他木匠好吗？
This is Geppetto? Ha! Ha. 他就是木匠？哈哈
Well, he doesn't look anything like I thought he'd look. 他的长相跟我想的差很大
He looks like Ric Flair's little boy. 他看起来像被家暴的小孩
OK, well, listen, I gotta go, OK? 好，听着，我要挂电话了
'Bye, David. 'Bye. 掰，大尾，掰
Kelly, hold on one sec. Kelly! 凯莉，等一下，凯莉
Dammit! Did he say my name? Does he know who I am? 靠北，他说了我的名字？ 他知道我是谁吗？
- Kelly? - Yes. 凯莉 知道
- You told him. - I didn't! 是你告诉他的 - 我没有
- Did you tell him?! - I did not tell him! - 凯莉，你有告诉他我的名字？ - 我没告诉他
Then how? He'd have to know it through you! 那他怎么会知道？一定是透过你
Something about a wallet! It's not my fault! 阿灾，跟皮夹有关，不是我的错 可恶
So... who y'all want me to kill? 那么，你们要雇我杀谁？
Whoa! Oh, Mike... 哇咧哩，麦可
No, no, no, no, we'll talk about it later. 别急，待会谈
Not now. Not in front of... 拜托！别在小孩面前
Oh, I see. Is it one of them? 我懂了，是他们其中之一？
What? No! Mike, Mike... 什么？不是，麦可
Boys, get upstairs right now. Now! 孩子们，立马上楼，赶快
Mike, you... you dropped something. 麦可，你掉了东西
Oh. Pardon me. 是喔 拍谢
Well, you know what, I think we can go right to the meeting. 这样吧，我们直接切入正题
We don't have to wait to get into my office. 不必等进我办公室了
I'm gonna give you a picture of the guy I wanna show you 我给你看那家伙的照片
so you know who you're looking for. 你就会知道要找谁
- Hmm. - You think you can handle that? 你想你能搞定吗？
Now, I gotta say, I don't know his exact location, 老实说，我不清楚他的确切地点
so you're gonna have to do a little bit of intel. 所以你要去搜集情报
Mm-hm. I don't mind the hunt. 我不介意搜索
I bet you don't. 想必如此
And when you get there, just be patient, 你抵达时要有耐心
bide your time, wait for a clean shot. 等待时机，等着能一枪毙命
Wait a minute. Shot? 等一下，枪？
You mean I gotta use a gun? 意思是要我用枪？
Yeah. Why, is that a problem? 对，怎样？有问题吗？
No. 没有
No, I was just... 不，我只是...
You know, I just prefer to use a blade. 我偏好用刀
- Do you? - Or a rusty piece of piano wire. Something to choke him. 是吗？ 或是生锈的钢丝，能让他窒息
'Cause I like the struggle. 因为我喜欢看人挣扎
I prefer it. 我的癖好
'Cause when I take a life, I like to take it. 因为我取人命时，我喜欢占有
It ain't your life no more. 那不再是你的命，是我的命
It's my life. 是我的命
How you doing, Mr Robertson? I'm with the FBI. 你好，罗宾森先生，我是联邦探员
You look like you're with the WNBA. 你看起来像打女篮的
- Excuse me? - I told everybody already. 虾毁？ 我该说都已经说了
I don't know why he took the money or where he at. 我不晓得为何那小子拿走钱 也不晓得他在哪里
Sit your ass down! 给拎祖嬷坐下
17 million is missing. 17! 1700万美金不翼而飞，1700万
That's federal agent money. That's MY money! 那是联邦探员的钱，老娘的钱
And I'm not about to have my pocket picked. No, no, siree Bob! 我可不要口袋被扒，门都没有
Especially by this cat right here. Look at him. Look at him. 尤其被这逊咖，瞧他，瞧他
He look like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a love child. 他看起来活像... 胡须张和甘道夫的私生子
And then Kenny G, he just showed up to the birthday party, 然后在生日趴遇到个爱吹喇叭的
started playing a flute and messed this boy up. 把这小子搞成这副德性
I know Ghantt had help on the inside. 我了干大尾有内线帮忙
Yeah, and you know what, bruh? You'd better start talking. 听好，你最好据实以告
If we don't find out who stole that money, 如果我们找不到谁偷了那笔钱
we gonna lock somebody up. 我们会找个衰鬼关起来
You know who that is? This dude right here. 了那会是谁？
Yep. It's a nice picture, ain't it? 正是这位阁下，很上相
Yeah, they're gonna love you in jail, dude. 囚友会煞到你
What do you want from me? 你到底要我怎样？
Well, I want you to start talking. 我要你据实以告
- Tell me who he was close to. - Nobody. 告诉我他跟谁比较熟 - 没人
- 'Cause I know you know. You do. - Nobody. 我打包票你一定知道 - 没人
Who was he close to, man? I know you know! 他跟谁比较熟？ - 你一定知道
Wait, wait. There was a girl. There was a girl. - 等一下，等等 以前有个女生
There was a girl, she quit about a month ago. 她1个月前离职了
About a month ago. Is that right? 1个月前，是吗？
- Had a real white girl name. - White girl name. 她有个十足的菜市场名 菜市场名
Like Becky, Susie, uh, Katie. Katie! 像是被骑、酥吸、凯莉，是凯莉
- Katie? - It was Katie. Definitely Katie. 凯莉？ 是凯莉，肯定是凯莉
Katie Caramel. Katie Caramel Corn. 凯莉卡拉摩，凯莉卡拉摩孔
Katie... No. Katie Candy... Cane... Katie Candy Cane? 凯莉，不，凯莉康迪 肯恩，凯莉康迪肯恩
Katie Candy Cane. What is she, a stripper? 凯莉康迪肯恩 她是脱衣舞女娘吗？
I don't damn know. 我阿灾
Katie Candy Cane, I'm coming for you, baby. 凯莉康迪肯恩 我来找你了，宝贝
Yep, you and all your stripper friends. 你和你的所有脱衣舞朋友
I was wondering if you had an American man staying there. 请问有没有一个美国人住在那里
He... Um... How would I describe him? 我会怎么形容他？
He's, um, got a lot of body hair. 他体毛多到炸出来
He's kinda short. Um, looks like one of the 12 apostles. 矮不隆咚，看起来耶稣十二门徒
You have three men that are staying there that fit that description? 你们有三位客人符合那种描述？
OK, well, can I please leave a message for all three of them? 好，我能留言给他们三人吗？
Thank you. 谢谢
Um, I'd like to say, 我想说...
um, "Someone is trying to murder you." 有人想谋杀你
Yes. Yes. Thank you so much. 对，感恩
Mm-hm. 嗯
What about that one right there? 墙上那把呢？
不，那只是装饰品
凭良心我不能卖你那把枪
This gun has secrets. Don't it? 这把枪有秘密 是吧？
Don't you? 你有秘密吧？
I don't speak Spanish. 我不会说西班牙语
I'll take that one, please. 请给我这把枪
Yeah, my...my lady friend is coming down to Mexico. 我的女朋友会来墨西哥
We're looking to get married. 我们打算要结婚
I don't want to jinx the honeymoon, but... 我不想触蜜月的霉头，但我...
What was that? 什么声音？
Hey, you OK, buddy? 老兄，你没事吧？
Hey! You gonna run or what? 你到底要不要逃命
Steve don't want me to chase you, but I prefer it. 史提夫不要我追你，但我很爱
Go! I said run! 快走，他妈的赶快给我跑
Here we go! 游戏开始
Go, go, go! Por favor, go! 快走，拜托快走
Don't stop! Oh! 别停
Go! Muy rapido, muy rapido, go! 快走，油门催下去，快走
Go faster! Go, go, go! Faster! 再快点
Not that fast! In the middle! 别那么快 走中间
Watch the llama! Argh! 小心骆驼！啊！
Slow down a bit! OK! Look out! 慢一点，小心
Yeah! 好耶
Keep going, keep going, keep going! 快走，继续走
Go straight. Keep going straight! No, not to the right! 直走，继续直走，别走右边
David? 大尾？
I thought I'd never hear your voice. 凯莉，我以为永远听不到你的声音
- I was... - Are you OK? 你没事吧？
Well, I mean, a man is trying to murder me here. 这里有个人试图杀我
They chased me all the way around town. 到处追我，看起来像大变态
A big old pervert-looking guy. I think he's trying to kill me. I don't know if he's done with me, 他想杀我，我不确定他放过我了没
but I don't know what's going on. 我不懂这里怎么回事
David, look, I'm sorry. Steve just...he panicked. 大尾，听着，抱歉 史提夫就...他慌了
You weren't ever supposed to know his real name. 你本来不该知道他的本名
And I just... I tried to send you a message. 我试着留讯息给你
I tried to warn you he'd do something. 想警告你他会下毒手
Steve said he was gonna try to kill me? 等等...史提夫告诉你他打算杀我灭口？
Why would he, if he knew you and me was lovers? 他明知我们是鸳鸯爱侣 却还这么做？
That don't make any sense! 那毫无道理
OK, well...the truth is... 好，实际上
..I don't believe Steve was ever gonna send you any money. 我想史提夫不会寄钱给你
And he's been playing you the whole time. 他一直在玩弄你
And I swear I never knew his intentions, I swear. 我发誓当初我不知道他会玩阴的 我发誓
David? 大尾？
What were your intentions, Kelly? 凯莉，那你的目的呢？
Um... 嗯
I don't know. I guess I just figured you'd go down to Mexico 怎么说呢，我以为你去了墨西哥
and order a round of daiquiris with flowers in them 会点一轮小花装饰的鸡尾酒
and meet a little mamacita and forget all about me. 遇到个辣妹，就把我给忘了
But...you didn't. 但你没有
No, no, Kelly, you was gonna be my mamacita. 不，凯莉，你才是我的辣妹
I don't know what to say... 我无话可说了
David, you are such a wonderful person. 大尾，你是很棒的人
You have to know that I think that. 你要知道我是说真的
Just shut up, Kelly! Just shut up! 闭嘴，凯莉，给我闭嘴
David... 大尾
You always told me to stand up for myself. Well, here goes. 你总是要我为自己挺身而出 我照做了
You are a manipulator of human emotions. 你只是玩弄男人的真感情
And I never, ever want to talk to you again. 我再也不想再跟你说话了
Wait, Dav... 等等，大尾
There we go. 好耶
Oh. Look who's awake. 看谁醒来了
Hey, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 这里怎么回事？
I'm accessing the sewer line. 我在通下水管道
What's going down there? 下面有什么？
You mean down here? 你指下面？
That's gonna be you. 那会是你
You listen to me. I-I-I can pay you. 听我说，我能付钱给你
- I can pay you. - Oh, yeah? What do you got? 是吗？你有多少钱？
Give me that. 皮夹给我
Let's see what kind of scratch we're talking about. 来瞧瞧你口袋有多深
5, 20, another 20... 5元，20元，又一张20元
I'll get you more. OK? 我能给你更多，好吗？
- $48. - I-I got... I can get you more. 48元 我能给你更多
I don't know if this is going to be enough. You know. 我不确定这样够不够
Yeah. That's too bad. I was open to negotiation. 太可惜了，我本来想试探你的诚意
But at this point, I reckon I'm just gonna have to do it 但在这节骨眼
the way I'd already dreamt about it. 我只好用我肖想已久的方式下手
Hey, uh, listen here. You listen here. 听好，你听好
Wait. Hey, hey, hey. Easy. 等等，别激动
Where do you think you're going, huh? 你以为你能去哪里？
Anywhere you're going from now, I'm gonna send you, OK? 现在起你想去哪，我都送你去
You ain't got nothing to worry about travel-wise now, mister, uh... 你根本不必担心旅途，这位...
..Michael McKinney. 麦可迈金尼
Your name's Michael McKinney? 你的名字是麦可迈金尼
Yeah. 对
Michael Aaron McKinney? 麦可艾伦迈金尼？
Yeah. 对
Dang. They never told me. 靠，他们都没告诉我
That's my name too. 我跟你同名同姓
What...? Where'd...? 什么？这个……？
You were born on May 8, 1961, huh? 你在1961年5月8日出生？
- Uh, not... Yeah. - In, uh, St Francis Hospital? 是啊 在圣方济医院？
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee? Is that right? 田纳西州鸽子谷，对吗？
Yeah. Uh, home of Dollywood. 对，多莉山的故乡
Your name is Michael Aaron McKinney. 你的名字是麦可艾伦迈金尼
Yeah. 对
Me name Michael Aaron McKinney. 我的名字也叫麦可艾伦迈金尼
I don't know what that means, 我不知道那代表什么意义
but what I do know is that God or the galaxy 但我知道的是
has brought us together. 宇宙大觉者让我们团聚
Yeah. 是啊
This means you ain't gonna cut me up, right? 这表示你不会给我分尸，对吧？
Forgive me, Michael. 原谅我，麦可
You gotta forgive me, please. 拜托你要原谅我
Oh, I do. 我会
I forgive you. Just like that. 我原谅你，一笔勾销
Please. 拜偷
Hey, you ever see 'The Parent Trap'? 你看过"小红娘"吗？
That Walt Disney film with that...that Hayley Mills lady? 海莉密儿丝演的迪士尼电影？
That was a powerful flick. I remember that movie. 那部片令人难忘，我记得
About how them two girls, they raised separately, 关于两个女孩分开抚养
but then they meet each other at summer camp 后来她们在夏令营相遇
and it blows their tiny minds. 让她们大吃一惊
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 没错
That's kind of how I feel right now. 那正是我现在的感觉
- Yeah. Yeah. - You know what I'm wondering? 是啊 知道我在好奇什么？
Seeing as we was born in the same hospital on the same day... 既然我们同一天在同间医院出生
Yeah. 是啊
..we must have been right next to each other in that little baby place, right? 我们在育婴室一定依偎在一起
That makes sense, yeah. 那说得通
Well, maybe at some point, I turned and looked at you 也许在某一刻，我转头看着你
and you rolled over, you...staring at me, 你也转身注视我
and even though our eyes was all gooey and whatnot, 即使我们眼睛还雾蒙蒙的
we made a promise to one another right then and there 但我们在那时那刻互相约定好
that we'd find each other again some day. 有朝一日我们会再度找到彼此
Yeah, yeah. I reckon we did. 没错，喜相逢
- Yeah. - Yeah. 是啊 是啊
I like you, Michael McKinney. And I'm awful glad we met. 我喜欢你，麦可迈金尼 我粉开心我们相遇了
Yeah. I'm glad we met too. Been a pretty good hang. 对，我也粉开心 跟你相处愉快
Sleep tight, little brother. 睡香香，小底迪
Miss Campbell, how long did you know David Ghantt? 康凯莉小姐 你认识干大尾多久了？
Um... I don't know. Around four months, I guess. M-maybe five. 大约4个月，也许5个月
And during the time that you were partnered with him, 在你跟他共事的期间
did he seem restless? 他看起来有焦躁不安吗？
No. Not that I remember. No. 没有，我记得没有
I mean, I...I don't really know him too well. So... 不，我跟他不太熟
- Huh. Miss Campbell... - Look. Um... 康凯莉小姐
I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job, 我了两位大哥只是想尽本份办案
but, uh, I only worked there for a short while, and... 但我只在那里工作短暂一阵子
You know, maybe you should talk to someone who worked at Loomis 也许你们该谈话的人是
at the time that David Ghantt committed his atrocities. 干大尾犯案时 在卢米斯工作的人
Well, that's what we did. And you know what they told us? 约谈过了 知道他们告诉我们什么？
They said, "Talk to Kelly Campbell. They were close." 他们说去找康凯莉谈谈 他们很熟
They even led us to believe 他们甚至让我们相信
that David Ghantt may have held a torch for you. 干大尾可能煞到你
- Huh? - That he was in love with you. 他爱着你
That's crazy. Please. 太离谱了，拜托
Miss Kelly, you...you alright? 凯莉小姐，你没事吧？
Yeah. I just have, um, some seasonal allergies. 没事，我只是有点季节性过敏
Think I'm allergic to those flowers or something. 我对那些花会过敏
- Plastic flowers? - Yeah. 塑胶花？
It's the craziest thing. Will you excuse me for a minute? 对，那是最瞎的 恕我失陪一下
She called me a dude. 她刚叫我大哥
Damn it! Can... Can somebody get the... 可恶，谁能接一下
- Hello? - Yeah. This Steve Chambers? 喂？ 是史提夫钱伯斯吗？
- H-how'd you get this number? - Mike McKinney had it on him. 你怎么有这个电话？ 麦可迈金尼给我的
Where's Mike McKinney? 麦可迈金尼在哪里？
That ain't none of your business. 干你屁事
- OK, D-David, take it easy. - No, you take it easy. 好，大尾，冷静 - 不，你才该冷静
I opened a Mexican bank account and here's what I expect. 我开了墨西哥的户头 我的要求如下
Now, wait a second, Ghantt! Hold it! 不，等一下，干大尾，等等
I expect $6 million down there two days from this very second. 我要你在2天之内存入600万元美元 从此刻算起
I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party, 我开始感觉像... 热狗趴里的唯一有包皮的热狗
and it ain't flattering, I'll tell you that! 我保证这不是炫耀
And I'm starting to lose my temper. 我开始要暴走了
David, I-I don't know what you think is happening, 大尾，你可能搞不清楚状况
but I am not your enemy, OK? 但我不是你的敌人，好吗？
Listen to me. 听我说
The name of the bank is Banco Lujo. 银行名称是卢约银行
If there ain't $6 million in there two days from this very minute, 如果从这一刻起2天内 没存入600万美元
I will turn myself in to the interpolice 我会向国际刑警自首
and yours will be the first name I give 'em. 而你会是我第一个供出的名字
Ghantt! Sonofa... God! 干大尾，王八乌龟
Whoo! 哇！
- How we doing in there? - Oh. I'm good. Thank you. 试得还可以吗？ 我很好，谢谢
Well, look at this. That wouldn't even begin to cover mine. 瞧这个，这我穿绝对会卡到阴
You know, something I learned about thongs the real hard way, 我从丁字裤学到了教训
this little string can be kinda like 这条小细绳会有点像...
a freight train transporting bacteria 满载细菌的货运列车
from your who-now down to your what-now. 让你全身染上细菌
All aboard. 下一站所有人上车
Next stop, Yeast Infection City. 酵母菌就感染了全城市
I don't want to get off there. 我可不想在那里下车
And don't get me started on the chafing. 别害我开始该边痒痒
But just in case, I always carry a good feminine cream. 但以防万一 我随时带着强效的女性药膏
This one's mine. It's prescription. 这个是我的，是处方药 （鲍拯有效）
- Oh, that's a big tube. - It doesn't take your vag away. 好大一管 这不会让你的鲍鲍变无感
Just the horrendous itch. 但会有效止痒
Thank you. I'll, uh... I'll be sure to pack some with me. 谢谢，我一定会买些回去
- It's you. - Jandice. 是你 珍蒂丝
You're David's mistress from work. 你是大尾在公司的小三
He had a picture of you in his hope chest. 他私藏了你的照片
No, no. That's not me. 不，那不是我
- You're a skank whore! - Get off of me! 你这淫贱荡妇 放开我
- I'll never let you go. - Is everything OK? 不打死你我绝不罢休 一切没事吧？
Uh! 嗯！
Ah! Stop! 啊！停住！
No! No! Not the Vagaway! No! 不，别用鲍拯有效
They don't make it anymore. Ugh! 那已经绝版了
No! 不要
You're crazy! 你起肖了
I'd like to make a withdrawal, por favor. 我想要提款，麻烦了
It is empty, señor. 先生，帐户是空的
It's empty? Do you mind... Do you mind checking one more time, por favor? 空的？请再检查一次好吗？
What?! 没有余额，是空的 啥小？
Hello. Interpol. Agent Steve Chambers. 你好，国际刑警 史提夫钱伯斯探员
Ha-ha! Some joke! 哈哈，有够冷
Unlike you, Chambers, I happen to be a man of my word. 钱伯斯，我不像你 我恰好是说话算话的人
Guess where I'm standing - right in front of the police station. 猜我站在哪里，就在警局前面
And guess what I'm getting ready to do - introduce myself. 猜我准备要做什么？自我介绍
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, Ghantt, 干大尾，要做啥随你高兴
but, uh, before you do, can you say a quick hello to somebody? 但在此之前 你能快速地跟某人打声招呼吗？
David, it's me. I'm fine! Don't tell him anything! 大尾，是我，我没事 什么都别告诉他
That's enough. Shut her up. 够了，让她闭嘴
I think you will recognise that voice 你应该认得出那个声音属于...
as belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell. 妖娇的康凯莉小姐
I ain't got no interest in talking to her. 我没兴趣跟她说话
Is that right? I know all about your little rendezvous. 是吗？我很清楚你们的小约会
Rendezvous? 约会？
Cut the crap, Ghantt! 麦搁假，干大尾
I just caught Kelly with her bags packed, 我逮到凯莉打包了行李
sneaking down to Mexico. 想溜到墨西哥
Had a ticket to Cancún and was halfway out the door. 买了票要去坎昆，正要出门
She was? 是吗？
You're not gonna see Kelly Campbell 你会很久看不到康凯莉小姐
for a good long while, 'cause she's gonna be living 因为她会窝在我家的工具室
in a toolshed on my property, eating dog food and peeing in a Mason jar. 吃狗食，尿在玻璃罐
Put Kelly on the phone right now! 马上让凯莉听电话
Second thing. You're gonna get a one-way ticket to South America. 第二件事 你会买一张去南美的单程机票
OK? 'Cause there's too much heat down there. 因为你在那，我们就会有风险
Once you leave, once the heat's off, we'll let Kelly go. 一旦你离开，风险解除 我们自然会放凯莉走
You do anything to Kelly, I'm gonna be really upset! 你敢动凯莉，我会抓狂
You got my word. I won't harm Kelly. 我跟你保证不会伤害凯莉
Have a good one. 今天愉快
Policia! 警察
Ho! 嚯！
Startled you, huh? 吓到你了吧
Hey. Come on, now. There we go. 别扫兴，闹你的
Oh, boy. Oh, look at that. Your heart's really beating hard. 老天，瞧你心跳好快
Jeez, Louise. I really scared the heck out of you, didn't I? 要命，我真的吓坏你了
- You OK? - I'm choking. 你还好吧？ 我噎到了
You alright? Want me to get you some horchata? 没事吧？要不要来杯凉的？
That's alright. I'm just choking on... choking on my cholo. 不，没关系，我只是被吉拿棒深喉
Well, what are you doing? 你要干嘛？
You know, just heading back to the States. Got another job. 返回美国，另找工作
- No kidding. What are you doing? - Tax preparation. 真假，你要做什么？ 税务规划
- Oh, are you? That's nice. Yeah. - Yeah. 是吗？水喔
No, I'm just fooling. Yeah. It's gonna be more murder. 不，呼咙你的，当然是继续杀人放火
- Oh, is it? OK. Yeah. - Yeah, you know. 这样喔？好吧
Yeah. OK. 我的老本行嘛
Gotta dance with the one that brung you. 有钱能使鬼推磨
Good news is this one's gonna be a turkey shoot. 是啊 好消息是这次的目标小菜一碟
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah. Some woman. 是吗？ 对，查某人
- Oh, good! Ladies are easier. - Yeah. Much easier. 那好，穿裙的比较容易 对，容易多了
- Don't put up much of a fight. - Oh! 省了干架戏码
Yeah. 往北卡罗莱纳州请往2号登机门
Well! That's me. 是我的班机
- Is it? OK. - Yeah. What about you? 是吗？好
- Where you headed? - I'm going down to, uh, Rio. 你呢？要去哪里？ 我要往南去里约
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big butt central. 好耶，大屁屁乐园
Yeah! Big butt central. Yeah. 对，大屁屁乐园
I hear the women down there have big cabooses, you know? 听说那里的女人屁股超大
- Yeah. - No, I guess the women do too. - Yeah, it's true. Yeah. O... - Huh. 想必大的不只屁股，真的
- OK, now. - Best of luck to you in the... 好，那该道别了 祝你...进行顺利
- You know, the... - Killing for money? 为钱杀人？
- Yeah. - I appreciate you. - 对 甘温啊！ - 好
Alright. That's real nice of you. - OK. Have fun. Travel safe. - Yeah. 揪甘心，玩得开心，旅途平安 好
Hey, Mike. Vaya con dios, compadre. 麦可 神保佑你，老弟
（康凯莉）
Hey! 嘿
Hold on. You know this gal? You know Kelly Campbell? 等等，你认识这美眉？ 你认识康凯莉？
That's what I've been trying to tell you. She's my girlfriend. 我一直想告诉你，她是我马子
Oh! Michael, I can't kill your woman. 麦可，我不能杀你的女人
No, you can't kill my girlfriend. 对，你不能杀我马子
Shoot! 见鬼了
- Hey. - What? 听好
You want to go to Rio de Janeiro? 你想去里约热内卢吗？
You mean switch places, don't you? I do. 你指我们互换身分吧？ - 对
Like a couple of Hayley Millses. Yep. 就跟电影里演得一样
逮个你正着，白人娘炮
你的背影看起来好骚
跪下
I surrender. 我投降
Ow! God almighty! 我的妈呀
Hey. Come here. Hey! 过来
You listen to me. You be careful up there, OK? 听我说，回国要小心
That Steve can be trouble. Go! Go! 史提夫很难搞，快去
I can be my own trouble sometimes, you know? 有时恁爸也不好惹
（凯莉：救命 大尾：143）
All passengers are limited to two carry-on items. 所有旅客最多随身携带两件物品
（麦可迈金尼）
I'm positive, Steve. He never got off that plane. 史提夫，我很肯定，他从没下飞机
No! I'm coming to you now. 不，我现在去找你
Hi! 嗨！
We've been watching Steve and Michelle Chambers 我们监视史提夫夫妇一阵子了
for some time now in connection with the Loomis Fargo heist. 这跟卢米斯法戈抢案脱不了关系
We got evidence of crazy bank transactions. 我们有巨额银行交易的证据
- Wild shopping sprees. - No kidding. 大肆血拚狂欢
That's where you come in. 这就是你们的任务
Well, from the day they moved in, I told Doug there was no way 从他们搬来的那天 我告诉道格
that those people came by that money legitimately. 那些人绝不可能合法挣到那么多钱
Cathy's always had a keen sense of who belongs and who doesn't. 凯西看好野人一向超准
Maybe it makes me a snob. 也许那让我变得很势利
What it makes you, Mrs Jeffcoat, is a patriot. 杰夫考特太太，那让你变成荣誉市民
Now, we're gonna be listening 现在我们会监听...
to everything you and Steve talk about. 你和史提夫的一切谈话
So try to get him to show you around the compound. 试着让他带你参观那间豪宅
You know what I mean? Butter him up. 懂我的意思？
Make him feel like he's part of the clan. 拍他马屁，让他感觉你们很麻吉
- Get him to reveal his secrets. - Yes. 让他透露秘密 没错
Mr Jeffcoat. 杰夫考特先生，你去他家时
If you could breathe through your nose, not your mouth, 如果你能用鼻子呼吸
it'd be great for the recording. 而不是用嘴巴呼吸，录音效果会更好
Yeah, I could do that. 好，我能办到
Hi! Look. It's the Jeffcoats. Welcome. 嗨，是杰夫考特夫妇，欢迎
- How you doing, boss? - Steve. 老大，你好吗？ 史提夫
- You doing OK? - Yes. 你还好吗？ 很好
What...? What is wrong with him? Why does he sound like that? 他怎么了？为何他听起来怪怪的？
- It's a booger whistle. - It's...? 是鼻屎口哨 啥？
His mucus has dried into the shape of a whistle. 他的鼻涕干到变成口哨形状
- What... Really? - Yes. 真的假的？ 是啊
Come on. Let's get in here. I'll, uh, show you where the bar is. 快请进，我带你们去吧台
Come on. Here we go. 过来，走吧
Hi. Bonjour. Welcome. 嗨，你好，欢迎
Well, hi, neighbour. Isn't that a lovely little basket? 嗨，邻居，好美丽的礼物篮
There's a gift... Alright. Well, enjoy Neptune's Conch. 好吧，享受海神之家
♪ This is how we do it
♪ It's Friday night
♪ And I feel alright
♪ The party's here on the West Side
♪ So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
♪ Designated driver take the keys to my truck
♪ Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded
♪ The honeys in the street say, "Monty, yo, we made it!"
♪ It feels so good in my 'hood tonight
♪ The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
♪ All the gangbangers forgot about the drive-by
♪ Gotta get your groove on... ♪ - Kelly. 凯莉
♪ Before you go get paid
♪ So tip up your cup and throw your hands up... ♪
I'll take that. 交给我
Wait. Wait a second, now, Ghantt. 等等，等一下，干大尾
Please. Please don't shoot. I've got kids. 拜托，拜托别开枪，我有小孩
Do your kids know that you're a lying, cheating sack of filth? 是吗？你的小孩知道 你是龌龊的大骗子吗？
I just haven't found the right moment to tell them. 我还没找到适当时机告诉他们
David? 大尾？
- David, speak to me! - I'm right here, sugar bush, OK? - Don't worry about a thing. 大尾，跟我说话 我在这里，甜心，安一百个心
- David, how'd you find me? 大尾，你怎么找到我的？
I'd smell your scent anywhere, OK? 我到哪里都能闻到你的味道
Oh! 噢！
Lord, that's a cheap door. OK, hold on! 靠，这扇门也太掉漆 好，等等
Oh... Baby. You gotta give me a 3-count next time. 宝贝，下次你要数到3
Oh! 噢
I'd like to welcome you all to our housewarming party. 我想欢迎各位莅临我们的入厝我趴
Thanks, y'all. Oh, my gosh. 谢谢各位，我的天啊
We've put together a little montage 我们制作了一段小影片
to celebrate our last two wonderful months... 来庆祝过去2个月
..here at Cramer Mountain. 我们在克拉玛山的美好日子
Steve, he's ruining everything! 史提夫，他毁了一切
Hey! What are you doing? Are you stoned? 你在干嘛？你嗑药吗？
You think this is funny? This isn't funny! 你以为很促咪？才怪
- Ow! He's here! - Who's here? 他来了 朗尼，惦惦
I'm up here, you big ding-dong! 我在这里，你这下三滥
Hey, Steve. I guess you just messed with the... 史提夫，你不该玩火...
You... 好胆唛走
Steve's BMW Miata? He'll kill you. 史提夫的超跑？他会宰了你
Yeah. Well, let him try. 让他放马过来
No! No! 不要，不要
- No! My Geo! No! No! - Attagirl! 不要，我的爱车 水喔！ - 不要
My heart is going 200 miles an hour, but we're only doing 45! 我的心是时速200哩 但我们只开到45哩
David, be careful! 大尾，小心
- Brace your boobies. - What? 奶子捏紧 啥米？
Sometimes the only way out... 有时出路就是...
..is through. No! No, no, no, no! David! - 人撞出来的 - 不要，大尾
Gotcha! Come here. 你别想逃了，过来
Ghantt, I pray to God you're not concussed, 大尾，祈祷老天没让你脑震荡
'cause I want you to remember every second of this beat-down! 因为我要你记得被扁的每一刻
Lord have mercy, Steve. Give me a little bit of respect! 求主怜悯，史提夫，放尊重点
- Respect? For what? - Why... 尊重？凭什么？
I mean, I'm the mastermind of this heist. 废话，我是这场抢案的主谋
The mastermind? You think you're the mastermind? 主谋？你自以为是主谋？
David, I want you to remember one thing. 大尾，我要你认清一件事
You were never anything more than a delivery boy. 你只不过就是个跑腿的
And if I'd had more time and enough jerky treats, 如果我有足够的时间和狗粮
I'd have trained my dog to go in there and fetch that money. 我会训练我的狗溜进去把钱干走
Now, who came up with the plan? Me! Steve! 谁想出这个计划的？ 我，史提夫
Who laundered the money? Me! Steve again! 谁负责洗钱的？ 又是我，史提夫
And who sent Mike McKinney down to Mexico to murder you? 谁派麦可迈金尼去墨西哥杀你的？
- Me, me, me. - Got you! 我，我，我
Got it, Steve. Loud and clear. 逮到你了 了了，史提夫，一清二楚
You're going to jail. 你准备去坐牢吧
- How you holding up? - I'm doing alright, considering. 你还好吗？ 我大致还行
My stretch starts tomorrow 我的刑期明天开始
down at Butner Low or something like that. 在巴特纳罗之类的鸟地方
Yeah, I heard. 是啊，我听说了
I'm gonna be at the Federal Prison Camp over in Alderson. 我会在奥尔德森的联邦监狱
You robbed a bank for me. 你为了我抢银行
Oh, I'd rob a million banks for you, Kelly Campbell. 要我为你抢几间银行都行，凯莉
I would. 我心甘情愿
I'd rob a funeral home for you. 我会为你抢葬仪社
There's probably not a lot of money in it, but... 里面可能只有金纸，但...
You get my drift. 你明白我的重点
Hey, let's make a promise. 来立个约定
Yeah, what? 好，什么？
When we're in prison... 我们在坐牢时
..let's keep our bangs. 一起留妹妹头
I was hoping you'd say something like that. 我正希望你说这种话
I promise. 我保证
I'll miss you, Kelly Campbell. 我会想你，康凯莉
I'll miss you too. 我也会想你
Kelly wrote me every week of my sentence. 我服刑时，凯莉每周写信给我
I spent my next seven birthdays behind bars 我因参与卢米斯法戈抢案
for my part in the Loomis Fargo heist. 在牢里度过7个生日
Now, the old David Ghantt, he would have been scared about going to prison. 过去的干大尾想到要坐牢会挫青屎
Many of these guys are in here for murder, you know? 这里大部分都是杀人犯
But the new David Ghantt, he was ready to man up. 但崭新的干大尾 他正准备神龙摆尾
Fortunately, I never had to. 幸运地，大家早认定我是大尾
Turns out I had stolen more cash 因为...
than any American in history. 我偷了美国史上最多的现金
I was a legend in the big house. 我在监狱里是个传奇
I was a legend in my city. 我在家乡也是个传奇
Is it true that nearly $2 million remains unaccounted for? 200万美金一直下落不明是真的吗？
Next question. 下一个问题
And I became a legend in the nation. 我成为全国的传奇
Suspects are under arrest tonight in one of the biggest 美国史上最大宗的金库窃案之一
armoured car robberies ever in this country, 今晚嫌犯遭逮捕
what the FBI says was a $17 million inside job FBI表示是这笔1700万美金窃案...
by a former driver. 是由内部司机犯下
One of the biggest armoured car heists ever - 是史上最大宗的金库窃案之一
more than $17 million. 超过1700万美金
But get this - 但听好了
$2.6 million of the money is still unaccounted for. 260万美金的赃款仍下落不明
I mean, robbing a bank and having a bunch of money 抢银行致富无法获得快乐
ain't the key to happiness - I was misguided. 我误入歧途了
But I will say this. 但我会说
Until you take a big chance in life, 除非找到机会大干一票
you never really find out who you are. 否则永远不会发现真正的自己
Mikey? 麦可？
- Look at your hair! - Oh, I know, I know. 瞧你的发型 我了，我了
Yeah! There you go. 来爱的抱抱
I've been getting that a lot these days, yeah. 我最近的新造型
- Yeah. It looks nice. - Thank you. 看起来很瞎趴
- I appreciate that from you. - So is your car. 谢谢，揪甘心
- That looks nice too. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 你的车看起来也很瞎趴
This right here, you've got a 1974 Cadillac. 这宝贝是1974年的凯迪拉克
The hell's that?! 那是什么鬼？
Well, I never really caught his name. 我一直没问他的名字
I did get all his teeth, though, which is good. 但我拔光了他的牙齿，很过瘾
Oh! Yikes! 有够衰
And that is why you don't go jogging around prisons, huh? 难怪说别在监狱旁慢跑
Come on. Hop in. 来吧，上车
OK, Mr McKinney, where we going to? 好，迈金尼先生，我们要去哪？
I'd like to go see my girl Kelly. 我想去见我马子凯莉
Mmm! I like that. A little booty call straight out of prison, huh? 好主意，出狱后直接来一发
Yeah! Yeah. Oh! Yeah, yep, yep. Whoo! 没错 是啊，好样的
♪ I fought the law and the law won 卢米斯法戈抢案仍是美国史上
♪ I needed money 'cause I had none 最大宗的现金抢案之一
♪ I fought the law and the law won 最大宗的现金抢案之一
♪ I fought the law and the law won 史提夫钱伯斯坐牢11年
♪ I left my baby and it feels so bad 现在是一间健身中心的老板
♪ I guess my race is run
♪ She's the best girl that I ever had 干大尾服刑7年
♪ I fought the law and the law won 目前在佛罗里达过着惬意生活
♪ I fought the law and the... 偶尔担任电影顾问
♪ I fought the law and the law won 偶尔担任电影顾问
♪ I fought the law and the law won 遭窃的1700万美元当中
♪ I fought the law and the... ♪ 将近200万元仍下落不明
【以下是NG片段】
Action!
You can't do that with your eyes.
You can't do that with your eyes!
- He was coming in to kiss me. - I know. I was like this.
I'm not gonna watch you do this.
Cut. And reset.
And...action.
When you're in Mexico, you may have to
live off the land for a little bit, OK?
Ugh.
Oh...
Cut.
I'm, like... Kristen's gagging. I hear everybody...
Vroom, vroom.
I mean, I'm not really sure why we're in this position.
Look under the hood.
Fix the carburettor.
Find the muffler and fix it.
Ow.
Figure I'd learned my lesson.
And action.
How you been?
- Good. Yeah. - Hair looks good.
Yeah. My friend Ricki cuts my hair.
Just cut my bangs last week.
Yeah, Ricki banged me out last time.
Yeah, Ricki banged me last time.
If the Mexicans catch Ghantt, he can finger us all.
And I don't want to be fingered by David Ghantt, OK?
I trusted you.
- Are we still rolling? - Yeah.
- Oh, we are? - Yeah.
Think I've been wrong about men my whole life,
till I met you.
No, put it in. No, no, no, your tongue.
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Well, I'm down below and I'm ready to go
♪ My day's never done
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ I'm a lean machine I'm ready and mean
♪ I'm always on the run
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Ahhh. ♪